The McGlynn/Andrews Middle School Drama Club presents the first of two performances of “The Absolutely Insidious and Utterly Terrifying Truth About Cat Hair!” This one-act play describes the trials and tribulations of cat owner Bradley. Here is the problem: cat hair is infinite. No matter how much hair you brush off of a cat, there will always be more. Always. Cat hair has existed since the beginning of time, and it will be here long after cockroaches have become extinct. It is the secret driving force behind business and politics, and is plotting the downfall of humanity even as we speak. Unbelievable? Find out for yourself in this insidious and utterly terrifying tale.

Tickets are $7 for adults and $5 for students through Eventbrite or at the door. The second performance will be presented at 7 p.m. on Friday, December 9.